Apology...

I am a horrible horrible person. First, I want it known that I would have never taken this course of action if it weren't out of necessity. I feel I need to make this confession on my blog so that everyone will have the entire truth about it and know that I did not do this terrible, terrible thing because I wanted to. I did it because I needed to. And though I do feel an enormous amount of shame and guilt, I can't take it back. In fact, I may do it again.

I bought the critter a baby leash. And I used it.