You have no idea.

So I've been thinking about writing a blog for a long time. Not because I have anything interesting or even intelligent to say. Mostly because the insomnia that plagues my health and my mind occasionally spurs some creative (though mostly idiotic and unintelligent) ideas, thoughts, obsessions, etc. I've been a little hesitant because I don't want to leave behind any incriminating evidence of my insanity. Then I figured eh, f*$@ it. I'm married with kids. What possible shenanigans could I get into that someone would need to investigate my blog. So here goes. This is a story all about how...